February 26, 2010

Birthday Surprise #3: The Book Of Ralph Wiggum



I think Bryan knows me too damn well, cos this is what he got for me. It's perfect! I can't put it down at all... Here's some excerpts from Ralphie's Grade 2 Progress Report -
On listening/speaking
Needs improvement. Ralph answers math questions with information about his pets and/or pants. He refuses to make anything but buzzing noises during spelling bees. He of ten calls me "Mom", "school Mom," or "glasses lady".
On mathematics - understands the value of whole numbers up to 10,000
Needs improvement. Ralph attempted to cut off a couple of his fingers (thankfully using safety scissors) while trying to subtract 2 from 5 during a math quiz.

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